Thursday, April 12, 2007

Divine Intervention

I think God is a Mariner's fan. I just saw that the Boston game has been put on a rain delay and possibly postponed. You see, I think the big guy upstairs has the same theory that I have...the Mariners should only play every 5 days so that Felix will always be pitching.

Of course, the problem with this theory is that it only works in run-down decrepit parks like Fenway (National treasure? I've been in that place and it's a dump! Trust me, baseball would be far better off if they got rid of Fenway) or, well, other parks without retractable roofs. I'm not sure what God has up his sleeve for home games.....

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